Meanwhile, the Brainwashing Continues Apace

Dear McDonold,

Why do you serv fact food? I bet if I tasetd it I whoud barph.
Do you like Star Wars?
By the way I'm not going to your restrant if I can help it.

                                                                  good bey
                                                                  E----

I appear to be raising a little Morgan Spurlock, Junior. I can't say I'm not proud (although I see we need to work a bit on spelling...).