Beautiful Bodies: Early Morning in the Locker Room at the YMCA
(with apologies to Kathy Stinson*)
Bodies
Lumpy bodies
Frumpy bodies
Early morning grumpy bodies
Bodies
Thighs
Squishy thighs
Cushy thighs
Lumpy-to-the-tushy thighs
Thighs
Boobs
Saggy boobs
Baggy boobs
Tired-out and draggy boobs
Boobs
Arms
Jiggly arms
Wiggly arms
Pasty-white and piggly arms
Arms
Butts
Wide butts
Side butts
Don't even try to hide butts
Butts
Bodies
Freckled bodies
Speckled bodies
Mr. Hyde and Jekyll bodies
Bodies
Bodies
Dutiful bodies
Fruitful bodies
Bountiful and beautiful bodies
Bodies
Beautiful bodies
*Author of The Bare Naked Book
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